Naked Florida Man stands in driveway throwing rocks at passing cars
No folks, they weren’t crack rocks. I’m thinking as long as no one was hurt this isn’t that big of a deal. Just being a proud American defending his freedoms.
A Brevard County man was arrested for standing naked in his driveway and throwing rocks at passing cars, according to an arrest report.
Brevard County Deputies were called to a Port St. John neighborhood Tuesday and found Duy Khanh, 34, standing nude in the driveway of his home, records show. The report does not state how many Star Trek jokes were made with people screaming Khaaaaaaaaanh!!!!!!
Deputies said there were multiple witnesses nearby who saw Khanh throwing rocks and hitting cars.
He’s being charged with showing his sexual organs. Yeh well, no one really wants to see all that on their drive home.