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Florida Man urninates off of club balcony onto two women sitting on bench below.

Florida Man urninates off of club balcony onto two women sitting on bench below.

A couple ladies were out on the town looking to enjoy a nice evening. Jack Estes Debrabander had his own ideas as to what kind of a good time he was going to have. Dude went straight up R. Kelly off the second floor balcony onto two ladies. We can only assume that “Trapped in the closet” was playing at the time.

He somehow only got charged with two misdemeanor charges of simple battery. For his truly disgusting behavior.

The incident took place at about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, located at 260 First Ave. N. Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk, police said, when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below.

Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report. The absolute horror at the moment they realized what was happening is most likely going to take a few therapy sessions to come to terms with.

He was drunk and uncooperative with the police yet didn’t get any additional charges. He was released on $1000 bond. Pretty sure if he was a minority this would have been a much higher bond along with much larger charges.

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