Meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida Man shakes off two tazers, bites K-9 and fist fights officer then spits on another
How did you ring in your new year? Most of us did some celebrating with friends and family or joined in public celebrations. 38-year-old Donald Watts from Columbia County, Florida did something a little different.
Officers responded to a call of a man doing meth. When they showed up this guy was butt ass naked except for being covered in mud. I commend these officers for not shooting him right there on the spot. Before you guys give me hell for saying that, don’t tell me anyone is really surprised how this story unfolds after that grand opening.
To no one’s surprise he ran into a nearby mobile home. He proceeded to come out the door swinging, resulting in a fist fight with one of the officers. Which lead to two different TAZER deployments that he shrugged off as to be expected from a mud covered and naked Florida Man. He ran off into the woods and the police decided to call for some backup on this next level crazy guy.
Upon the arrival of backup which included a K-9 they proceeded to follow him. They pursued him. This maniac was in full primal mode and was waiting for them. When the dog tracked him down he jumped on it, put it in a choke hold and bit it’s ear. The dog managed to fight back and bit him on the head and the officers subdued him.
Of course, just to ensure he checked off another box on the crazy AF bucket list he spit on an officer as they lead him to the police car.