Even after much thought and planning, Florida Man still makes some really stupid choices
26-year-old Holden Danjean is a man who plans things out. As we can see from his facial, neck and cranium tattoos his decision making may not be his strong suite though.
He knew he wanted or needed some money. So, his plan was to rob a store. On a list of ways to get money that’s pretty far down on the good ideas list. Just as to how much money is available, and the whole risk to reward aspect really sucking but that wasn’t going to deter him from this bad decision. He thought it through enough to understand that the safe was where the most money was to be found at a store so that was his goal.
He gave the Destin, Florida store clerk a note saying “Need the timer to the safe” and “You give false description”. Seeing as you could pick this guy out of a crowd of a thousand people in about five seconds didn’t seem to sway him from continuing on with this series of really, REALLY bad decisions.
I’m not sure if it was an afterthought or if it was pre planned but, he told the clerk to throw away the note before he left. Of course, he didn’t have the mental capacity to realize he should have destroyed the note or at least taken it with him instead of providing evidence to the authorities. The same authorities whom received the note immediately upon responding to the robbery call.
To no one’s surprise this slack jawed criminal was arrested straight away on robbery charges.