Florida Man wearing only Florida Gators shirt breaks into school, mixes feces and frosting together and smears it all over the school
Yes, you read that headline correctly. This story certainly is quite the wild ride. Christian Dominic Shay in Seminole, Florida smoked a blunt laced with “Something” and proceeded to go full Florida Man. Now we all know you never want to go full Florida Man. It’s dangerous territory to say the least.
Shay went on to jump the fence of the school which was caught on surveillance camera. He then broke into the school through a window. This is where things go from strange to completely insane.
Authorities said, Hand prints and foot prints of fecal matter were found at the window ledge in the classroom where Shay broke in.
An opened cake container was found in the classroom’s trash can along with a child’s sweatshirt that was covered in frosting and feces, according to the affidavit. Deputies said they found frosting on drawers, desks and chairs in a classroom. There were frosting footprints across the floor as well, according to records.
A stapler was found placed in a toilet and a TV remote that was covered in feces and frosting was located in the bathroom as well. There was also a laptop found in a trash can outside of the school and soiled men’s underwear was found hanging from a building. For what reason any of these actions were taken no one has any idea.
Shay was charged with damaging property, burglary of a building, petit theft, indecent exposure of sexual organs and nuisance injurious to health.