Florida Man smokes meth, snorts cocaine, takes xanax, passes out, then of course, masturbates in hospital
Yet another Florida Man trifecta achieved. This is an upper echelon Florida story folks. Needless to say they found him with a bunch of drugs but hey, that’s to be expected. This guy was supposed to be at work. He decided to go hard and snort cocaine and smoke some meth first. Then, it must have seemed like a good idea to take a bunch of Xanax (the Devil’s own drug). Followed of course by passing out. At which point he ended up shortly in the hospital. Much to the chagrin of the emergency room staff, he decided it was a grand idea to whip it out and start spanking the monkey right there on the spot. He was also urinating on himself and crawling on the floor. This guy was full of incredibly bad decisions on this day.
Oh, did I fail to mention this guy is a teacher? Something tells me his career as a teacher is pretty much a thing of the past.
Let’s all hope he can recover from the affliction of these addictions and live a healthy life where he doesn’t whip his junk out in public.
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