Florida Man pulls machete on woman who refused to date him

Florida Man pulls machete on woman who refused to date him

I’m not exactly sure how he thought this was going to sway her opinion as to dating him. Is this some weird hillbilly mating ritual that I’m just not familiar with?  I know male pattern balding really hits some men hard but jeez bro. There’s still plenty of hope as long as you don’t pull out a weapon and threaten her. Oh wait, too late for that.

CLEARWATER, Fla. — A man in Clearwater is facing aggravated assault charges after he pulled a machete on a woman who refused to date him, according to arrest records.

Clearwater Police arrested Leonard Thomas, 55, just before 7 p.m. on Friday night.

When he was rejected he pulled a machete and threatened “I’ll cut you up” to the woman. Of course like a normal human being she ran for her life and called the police. Who I can only imagine their unwillingness to deal with this level of idiocy but hey, it’s their job and they gotta do what they gotta do.

To no one’s surprise he was abusive and argumentative with them.

I don’t think there’s a century in the history of humanity in which this approach would be effective and I’m a solid history buff and hobbyist. I wish him the best I guess but jeez dude, get it together and put the freaking weapons down and try taking women out to dinner and a show. Maybe go see some art or botanical gardens? I dunno what is going to help this maniac but I can’t solve the worlds problems. I have enough of my own.

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