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Florida Woman riding bike had crackpipe in her butt

Florida Woman riding bike had crackpipe in her butt

This is one of those police reports that were filed very professionally and properly. Unfortunately, it leaves me with more questions than answers after reading it.

What in the world was this lady thinking? How big was the pipe? How was she able to ride a bike like that? Did the pipe have a bubble? Is this a fetish type thing? Was it glass?  Was it wrapped up in something or was some nasty MFer gonna smoke crack out of a Florida swamp ass crack pipe? Do crack people really just not give a shit about anything?

This one has Florida Man troubled folks. I’m not gonna lie. I can’t help but think her arrest might have something positive to it if only to cut off access to a drug that will certainly kill her and having her do insane stuff like this.

Always remember this party people, buy art not cocaine.

Florida Man

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