Florida Man achieves rare assualt trifecta by hitting man with car, bat and then shooting him.
Look dude, if you want to engage in this kind of thing you gotta join the police department like the rest of us. It just lessens your achievement and results in prison instead of a medal.
ORLANDO — A 29-year-old Florida man is in jail after allegedly assaulting another man with a car, baseball bat and a gun.
Joseph Jeckzan Rodriquez Villa faces a charge of attempted murder for the Thursday night incident in Orlando.
The Orange County Sheriff’s Office says the suspect struck the victim with a car, beat him with a bat then shot him.
The unidentified victim was found with a bullet wound near a fast food restaurant and taken to a hospital.
No word on what he did to bring on this type of anger. I mean, if this was over money then that’s taking things too far. If he didn’t flush the toilet or ate your dinner that’s a whole different world. Was this worth 20 years mandatory in prison? It’s really up to him I guess. I would garner that the answer is gonna be no in a few days.