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Florida Woman Becomes Food-Throwing Champion Of The World

Florida Woman Becomes Food-Throwing Champion Of The World
Brassard mugshot September 2019

Jennifer Brassard of Brooksville was arrested this week, after a verbal altercation with her boyfriend that led to her throwing a pork chop at his head.

No, wait. That report is from February. Sorry about that.

Jennifer Brassard of Brooksville was arrested this week after interrupting a verbal altercation between a man and a woman, and tossing a coffee table at him! The table struck him in the shin, then Brassard threw a green bell pepper at him and hit him with that as well. It’s not clear if this is the same man who was struck with a pork chop back in February, or the nature of the relationship between the three people.

What is painfully clear is that although Jennifer has upgraded her choice of weapons, and maintains her spot-on aim, she’s failed to update that hair style which, tbh, is a bit dated and juvenile. No offense Jennifer, but it wouldn’t hurt to see a stylist once in a while. You know, between food-chucking incidents and looking for new boyfriends.

Brassard mugshot February 2019

Anyway, please be careful if you see this woman and notice she’s getting a bit riled up. She’s a known food-tosser and isn’t afraid to show off her skills, at any time, which is why I am crowning her “The Food-Throwing Champion Of The World”!

I’d make her a crown but I have a feeling she’d just throw it back at me.

 

Florida Woman

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