Florida Man arrested for eating pasta in a belligerent fashion
NAPLES, Fla. — A drunk Florida man was arrested outside NAPLES, Fla. — A drunk Florida man was arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta in an inappropriate manner.
I’ve seen a lot of strange laws applied. However, eating your food in a wrong way is a new one. As long as it doesn’t involve your genitals in a public place I can’t see it being an actual crime. Now, I’m not gonna lie I can see some positive ramifications of this law.
Anyone eating Chicago deep dish pizza – straight to jail!!!
People who eat BBQ with a fork – they gotta go to.
And of course this last one should go without saying. Anyone who put ketchup on steak. This is a capital crime.